It's crazy!
I just checked calendar today and only realized that I'm flying next Friday. WHY SO FAST! And I haven't even bought my domestics flights there shit lor must be damn expensive now. Missed out! Other flights are all settled that also because sis helped wtf.
If you think it's business trip, no lah. FUCK OFF LAH INTEL hurhurhur. Not everyone want to squeeze business trip out of you lah I'm not travel sucker pun.
WHY SO FAST seriously crazy lah I haven't even prepare myself yet wtf not like there's anything to prepare also. As long as I brought enough Milo supply for at least half a year and then some stuff for the sister.
YAY EGG TART AND PANCAKE HERE I COME!
[24 Nov 2011] Hong Kong!...
Time Flies!
All Shoes Spoilt.
I flew down to KL on Friday Night and checked into the Duta Vista Executive Suite. At first wanted to check in to Peninsula Residence All Suite that I stayed last time coz I still have the extra Internet card that I bought but did not use last time heh.
The 1st room that I checked into is tragic. Bedsheets are brownish and walls are all dirty, as if the place was not cleaned since the last tenant. Took a shower, complained to the reception and checked into another room, which is 1000 times nicer than the 1st one.
#1 The suite has a living room, dining room attached to the kitchen, 2 bathrooms and 2 bedrooms.
#2 The door on the left is the store room. The 2 bedrooms are at the back after the kitchen.
#3 The main bedroom which has a bathroom attached.
Weekend spent doing nothing. Went to Tropicana Golf and Country Resort's Chinese Restaurant to test out it's Wedding Dinner package. It's quite pleasant and food's pretty delicious but kind of expensive. Guess it's like that lah the whole place is already expensive anyway. And the bungalows inside Tropicana area like wtf HUGE wtf GIGANTIC. Jealousnyerrr...
Sunday morning went to *ehem* ehem* then to Swiss Garden Hotel at Bukit Bintang after they checked in, and walked all the way to LowYat Plaza, then to Sungei Wang.
Swiss Garden location is pretty good. It only takes us less than 10 minutes on foot to Low Yat plaza. Almost all the shopping centres around that area are within walking distance. But didn't buy anything.
I'm losing my ability to shop sigh. And my stupid flats hurt my feet like a bitch. I walked from Times Square back to Swiss Garden Hotel also my leg want to break already had to walk like a cripple. It's like that lah I bought it 2 years ago for RM19. Cheap stuff is never good summore wear so many years hurhurhur.
Can you believe 2 of my heels, 2 sport shoes and 1 flats ROSAK WTF How can that happen!!!!! Need to go some shoe shopping already. So sad okay that's my FAVORITE BLACK HEELS /boo. I'm wondering whether those tukang kasut can sew the strings back coz as far as I know they only fix your shoe sole right.
Duta Vista Executive Suite
No 1,Persiaran Ledang, Off Jalan Duta,
50480 Kuala Lumpur.
(603) 2095-2020
Almond Cookies
Apart from my FAVORITE SanFran eggtart that I mentioned a million times in my blog, I think my next favorite that I'm always craving and miss so much is the Almond Cookie.
I first tried Almond Cookie when I went to Hong Kong 2 years ago. I made a pit stop at Macau and the tour guide dropped us at this shop that sells local cookies. I bought 1 packet of Almond Cookies because they say it's famous like that.
AND I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT'S SO NICE OMG SERIOUSLY WAN. I so sad because I bought so little lor sien. So everytime I know of someone who go to Hong Kong, I will ask them to get it for me.
Look! <3
Kevin just came back from HK and gave me 3 Almond Cookies huhuhuhuhuhuh bestnyer..
Seriously.
So as you can see from my tweet tweet wtf which I've been updating almost every 5 minutes. I'm in the cybercafe waiting for my friend while they play Left 4 Dead.
Seriously I think I'm gonna die any second from now.
Seriously I dont know why I'm here.
Seriously I should be at home resting and sleeping and watching PPS.
Seriously I should be getting some meds to heal my gastric.
Seriously yawn.
Seriously I'm out of web to surf.
Seriously I've been reading FuckMyLife and MyLifeIsAverage since like they enable the PC for me.
"Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA."
"9 Months ago, my girlfriend and I had sex. I used a condom. She didn't have a baby. MLIA. "
"Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA"
HAHA what a difference from FML. There's always something happening to everyone in FML in any situation. but MLIA..nothing happen. haha what a contrast wtf at first I dont find it funny when I started reading but then I start to laugh and laugh wtf But i think you'd only find it funny if u've read FML before.
Seriously can people stop doing the How Well Do You Know Me quizzes in FB because I SERIOUSLY DON FUCKING CARE HOW WELL PEOPLE KNOW U WTF
Seriously I'm just being very bitchy because Porny say I'm bitchy about things that I don't do even though people enjoy it.
Seriously I'm joking about the FB quizzes. Don't hate me if you've been doing the quizzes everyday and I'm not criticizing you.
Seriously I'm damn lame now I'm gonna stop this and go back to reading My Life is Average wtf.
Seriously My life is Damn Average.
*****
Update:
I was so bored I checked on my AirAsia itinerary. I thought I bought the 6.55pm ticket but turns out I accidentally bought the 6.55AM ticket. So I have to void it and buy a new ticket (not I pay wtf) .
My life is not average.
My life is fucked up.
If you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
I have found almost everything ever written about love to be true.
Shakespeare said, "Journeys end in lovers meeting." What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that but I'm more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I'm constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives.
It was Shakespeare who also said, "Love is blind." Now, that is something I know to be true.
For some, quite inexplicably, love fades. For others, love is simply lost. But then, of course, love can also be found, even if just for a night.
And then, there is another kind of love. The cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. It's called unrequited love. Of that, I am an expert.
~*~
You know, there's just that movie that you can keep watching over and over again without feeling like you're gonna vomit or it bores you to death.
Right?
For mine, it's "The Holiday". I think I've watched it for over 500 times. Seriously!! And I'm not even bored of it...yet.
I really love the movie. It's so beautiful and romantic. I've watched it countless times but I would still feel touched each time I play it, somehow. Kate Winslet is brilliant. I think she did a really great job, funnily pathetic being the single woman.
I absolutely adore Rosehill Cottage, the quaint little country house that Iris stays in. Moreover, the movie is filmed during Christmas which is my (or everyone else's) FAVORITE season. The combination of Christmas songs and the snow, the cocoa beside an old stone fireplace is perfect in tugging the heartstring.
AND ABOVE ALL, the soundtrack is wonderful and soothing. I never get tired of it. It melts my heart like nobody's business. Hans Zimmer is a genius.
If you haven't watched it, what are you waiting for?
Hatyai Is Cheap.
We drove up to Hatyai one of the weekends last month. It's a last minute decision, just 1 day before that, so we just arranged and planned things like on the spot.
#1 We planned to leave at 9am. But instead we left at 9.45am..isn't too far away right haha.
#2 It was raining like there's no tomorrow wtf. But it was SUPER NICE coz it's early and it's raining and it's cool.
#3 We had breakfast at the small store opposite Hospital Pantai.
#4 One of the best Nasi Lemak
There're a lot of kedai along the main road in Bukit Kayu Hitam all the way to border. They offer places for you to park and arrange a cab into Thailand. So we parked there and it costs us around RM70 for the cab from the kedai to border, then changed a cab at the border, and it'll drive us all the way into Hatyai to our hotel. Quite affordable I think.
#5 The immigration card. We reached the border around noon. And it takes us around 1.5 hours from border to our hotel lobby in Hatyai.
We stayed in Lee Gardens Plaza Hotel as recommended by FatBoySlim. He's been to Hatyai a million times so I trust his suggestion. Turns out the hotel is pretty decent. The plus point is it's right in the middle of the city. Walk out the lobby and there're food stalls everywhere and McD right at the lobby door. Great since we don't have a car and everything's by foot!
#6 The room is quite spacious albeit quite old.
#7 They don't have a double bed. Their claimed double bed room is actually 2 single beds stuck together haha. I forgot to take photo of the bathroom which is VERY SPACIOUS and quite nice too. Nicer than the room itself wtf really wan.
#8 Nothing to do. Just reached so camwhore a while.
#9 View from my room of the Hatyai City.
Showered and left the room 10 minutes after checking in for some Thai Massage! I've always been afraid of massage. I felt damn itchy and instead of enjoying the massage like most people do, I actually always felt like I'm being tortured everytime someone tries to touch my shoulder wtf
But the lady managed to convince me that it's going to be very relaxing and they're going to assign me the thinnest and weakest masseur. And it'll just cost me RM20 for 1.5 hours. You'd probably think that 20 bucks is too expensive for a massage in Thailand coz it's only like RM10 normally BUT this massage centre is IN the hotel itself. The place is HUGE and VERY CLEAN so I guess RM20 is just fine for that environment.
#10 I was ushered into this room. And they gave me the silk pajamas to change into.
Turns out, the massage is pretty good. They did assign me a super thin masseur. She look like she hasn't eaten in 10 years. Almost as thin as Shu. So the massage is pretty soft and relaxing and I actually quite liked it and I fell asleep!
Super best. I finished the massage around 3pm and walked out the hotel to look for food. LUNCH SUPER HUNGRY! Walked down the street and stopped at this warong.
#11 Ordered Teh Ping and Sugar Cane with 滑蛋 ho. I don't know which mandarin word is HO but you guys should understand what I'm trying to say lah right wat tan ho wtf. IT IS NOT NICE though.
So we walked down the street again to another stall selling Fried Chicken.
#12 THIS IS THE SHITZ I TELL YOU SUPER GOOD OMG SEE THE PHOTO NOW ALSO MY SALIVA LEAKING AROUND WTF DAMN GOOD WTF
Okay can you sense my excitement. No but seriously it's damn fucking good so damn crispy! It didn't come out straight from the kitchen okay they already put there don't know how long already but still can be so crispy omg KFC can fuck off lah seriously
If you're wondering where this is, I can't tell you the exact location, but get out of Lee Gardens hotel lobby and walk down the street to the direction of BP Grand Tower Hotel. And it's just on your left side. Just 1 very dark and lousy stall.
#13 DROOLZ yummy! Seriously lor I can just drive up to Hatyai any weekend just for this. I miss it so much!!!!! /boo
#14 Next up after SUPER YUMMILICIOUS HEAVENLY FRIED CHICKEN is this store opposite BP Grand Tower Hotel.
#15 Ordering food in Hatyai is NOT a problem because everyone speaks Mandarin. Surprising huh? And the menus are in Mandarin too so no worries! THey can understand u very well.
#16 This stall sells Beef Noodle. But it's only just okay. The fried chicken already surpass all of this.
#17 Coconut for dessert after the heavy lunch wtf imagine the amount of food consumed just now wtf no wonder I gain weight. But the coconut is super sweet. Trust me.
After we finished eating lunch, it's already 5 or 6 something. Walked back to the hotel, showered and rested for like an hour. Then came out for dinner. wtf.
#18 I couldn't find anything that interests me at night so decided to eat in this restaurant although it looks very commercial and we all know these restaurants are blood suckers. Money suckers wtf
#19 Ordered Pineapple Fried Rice RM20.
#20 And a VERY BIG BOWL of Tomyam seafood. Also RM20. But this RM20 is so worth it coz there're so many prawns and seafood inside. Super worth it.
Ginseng tea is free. So total of the meal is RM40. No tax. It's really quite affordable considering the shop looks like it's for tourists right. Guess nothing is expensive in Hatyai afterall.
#21 Went back hotel to change after dinner for some NIGHT SHOW baby!
#22 Took the tuk tuk. And it's hell to climb up a Tuk Tuk in super short dress wtf.
#23 Paid RM40 for the Thai Girl show with 1 free drink. Since I've never seen any so what the heck. Just thought I should go and see it for myself. See why guys are so damn interested lah.
Cheh WHATS SO GREAT.
So boring okay! They just kept throwing 2 girls out at 1 time naked and dance and dance then change 2 more girls out naked and dance and dance then change another 2 girls naked blah blah blah basically this just continue for an hour. B-O-R-I-N-G. So tell me why are guys so interested? Okay maybe the girl opened the beer bottle with her va-jay-jay and the girl who stuck ping pong balls inside and then squeeze it out WITHOUT USING HER HANDS. Maybe these 2 are the only interesting one lah.
OH NO NO got 1 more lagi interesting. There're 3 guys who came out naked and hit the drum with their dick multiple times. Damn loud okay. WTF. haha. I'm super amused. Not pain meh.
SORRY NO PHOTOS OF NAKED GIRLS because no camera allowed inside.
#24 Dessert at one of the road side stalls after naked girl show. Birds Nest is everywhere in Hatyai so I ordered the Birds Nest dessert which is only RM10 wtf. Fake wan lah wtf you think where got so cheap lah real one.
That's all for a day! Called it a night around midnight.
#25 Breakfast in hotel. Took everything coz very hungry hehe. Pancakes with syrup, Bread and Jam, Fried Rice with Fried Chicken and Fries and Egg and Sausage and Bacon, Cereal, French Toast and Fruits!
#26 Tu Lan face coz I kept stuffing food into my mouth yet still not full at all FML.
Checked out. Called the same cab company that drove us into Haytai. Got our car back and drove to Kangar for some business. Got lost. Found our way. The LONGER way haha. Then reached PG for dinner.
Yay! Finish Hatyai post. Finally.
All in all, I think it's a very good trip. Relaxing and fun. And affordable with very sweet fruits everywhere. AND THE FRIED CHICKEN MY GOD. I should just find any weekend and go again.
Anyone wants to join me? It's going to be fun. I'm a super good travel companion trust me wtf
